Birdy the Scarecrow Interview By: LucybonesSquirrel
LucybonesSquirrel: And now it's time for an interview with the scarecrow Birdy... wherever he might be.
*Birdy doesn't show up.*
LucybonesSquirrel: I said, today we will interview Mr. Scarecrow Birdy!!*Birdy still doesn't show up.*
LucybonesSquirrel: Where IS he?? Birdy said he would be here at his scarecrow place, but he still hasn't arrived.
*2 hours later.*
LucybonesSquirrel: Ok, he's taking far too long now! If he doesn't show up by now, then I'll be calling this interview off!
*Birdy finally appears.*
Birdy: Phew *BUrp*... sorry I'm late. Was stuck in the farmyard fending off stupid crows.
LucybonesSquirrel: Ah, there he is! Now that you're here Birdy, will you take your time to answer a few questions of mine?
Birdy: Sure.
LucybonesSquirrel: Ok. So, how did you like Conker when you first saw him?
Birdy: Didn't like that red squirrel at all, and still don't like him!
LucybonesSquirrel: Ok, WHY don't you like him then?
Birdy: Cos' he was frigging irritating! He always wanted help and I didn't @#*%ing know what to do... A bother indeed!
LucybonesSquirrel: Aha, so he was irritating to you? I don't think I need to ask any further questions regarding him then.
Birdy: You're welcome... hey, you got any Mepsipax?
LucybonesSquirrel: What??
Birdy: Don't matter. Actually, I'll tell you a little something... Of all my times being a scarecrow, I sure am not having any fun. I'm just like a regular scarecrow to those farmers, normal people included... Sure, I'm drinking all the time, and it's something I'll be doing for the rest of my life.
LucybonesSquirrel: Ok. Do you like your job?
Birdy: No. Bored all the time. Got no one to chat with, and I think I'll soon move outta here if nobody passes by and speaks to me for once... which of course is just a joke, I won't leave this place no matter what... Ah shit, those stupid crows are back digging up the vegetables!
LucybonesSquirrel: Digging them up??
Birdy: Yeah, with shovels shaped like Garden Gnomes! Sorry to interrupt you. Gotta go and fend off those annoying crows before they make a mess of my place!! See you later.
*Interview messed up*