Buga the Knut Interview by: LucybonesSquirrel
LucybonesSquirrel: Where is he? I have stood here for over a hour now, and he still ain't here.
Buga the Knut: *Walks quietly.* Coming, coming...
LucybonesSquirrel: *Looks up at him.* Ah, there you are... wondered where you'd gone off to for a sec.
Buga: Well, I had to teach my ugas a few things about dining table etiquetté, and this is the result. *holding out an plate with an turkey completely demolished and crapped on.*
LucybonesSquirrel: Ew!! *Is feeling like throwing up after seeing the turkey, but swallows her own vomit for the sake of the interview.*
Buga: They pooped on this turkey here, teared it apart, smashed and banged on it till it nearly broke. *Sighs.* Those little brats have much to learn.
LucybonesSquirrel: Yeah, as dumb as they are... Now this isn't why we are here. I'm going to ask you a few questions.
Buga: About what? *Throws away the plate with the turkey.*
LucybonesSquirrel: Well, pretty much about anything. Ok, first question; When you first saw Conker, how did you like him?
Buga: He looked pretty much like an arsehole. As for me liking him?! NO WAY. That squirrel ripped off buttocks with Fangy, and I'll never like squirrel ever!! He stole me girlfriend as well, and he soon pay for it.
LucybonesSquirrel: So. How did it feel like to be defeated by a red little squirrel?
Buga: I was humilated by whole crowd. I never been so humilated in my life. I try hide my own shame, but it's no use. I stand it no longer, and I running out through wall.
LucybonesSquirrel: Alright, moving on... you have idea where girlfriend is now?
Buga: Nope. Buga have no idea where she went. I hope she's doin' well though.
LucybonesSquirrel: Well, I've heard that Conker's got a bigger boner than you.
Buga: HOW DARE you say that! My boner isn't that small, is it?
LucybonesSquirrel: Well, I think it is...
Buga: Then I show you my big, big, boner! Take THIS!!! *Charges up, then swings his bone at LucybonesSquirrel knocking him far away.*
Buga: So, how that feel to stupid, weird furry thing, huh?! Very manly eh! Ha, ha, ha... Loser. *Walks away.*
*Interview Bone'd.*