SHC Colonel Interview by: LucybonesSquirrel
LucybonesSquirrel: *stands in the SHC base, watching a plane crashing down at the base.* Oh no, not another plane about to crash on the base...
*war plane crashes down, blocking the deck once again.*
SHC Colonel: *comes in and greets LucybonesSquirrel* DAAANG boy! We sure are lucky bastards to survive that atrocious atrocity! Come over here now, sonny.
LucybonesSquirrel: OK.
SHC Colonel: Atten-tion!
LucybonesSquirrel: *Does the honor sign and makes the look Conker did on his face.*
SHC Colonel: That's better, form a nice line. Oh, there's only one of you. Right sonny, so you have come to tell me about something?
LucybonesSquirrel: Um... yeah, I'd like to ask about Conker. What did you feel when you first met him?
SHC Colonel: Well, he looked like a fine man. He helped us take down those Tedi bastards, and hopefully they won't be coming back.
LucybonesSquirrel: Ok. About the plane that just crashed... maybe it looks like they're back again?
SHC Colonel: No Sir. My soldiers are just out on war plane practice again. They still don't seem to get the hang how to handle it though.
LucybonesSquirrel: Is that plane blocking the path?
SHC Colonel: Yeah, you're right there sonny. And by the way, we have a problem *points at the planning board*; 08.30, boat must arrive at said destination. Then, at 08.25. wait... um... oh, em, oh shit. Tell you what. #¤%@ that shit. You sure look like a resourceful kinda guy. I don't care much for the attire, but let's see if you can redeem yourself. Here's your mission, you may accept it as you wish; One, clear the way. We gotta get our men outta here pronto, we's got a WAR to fight... two, clear the way... Oh, em... #¤@% that shit. Well, I'm not gonna wait any longer, we'd better get that thing outta there, cause... I need to pay my grandpa a visit!
LucybonesSquirrel: Oh, ok. Now, that war you just spoke about...
SHC Colonel: Ah, never mind it. My mind is just being stupid again. Right, see you at the boat. *starts singing to the tune of military marching songs.* I don't know what I've been told, doo do-do-do-do-do-do-do... I don't know what I've been told, do-do... I don't know what I... I've been... Ah, #¤@% that shit! *marches away.*
LucybonesSquirrel: Um... well, and that was the SHC Colonel everyone!... Ah, forget it. I'm leaving now. *leaves the base.*
*Interview Dismissed.*