Don Weaso Interview By: LucybonesSquirrel
LucybonesSquirrel: And today we will have the Don on interview!
*Don Weaso appears running like mad towards LucybonesSquirrel.*
Don Weaso: *Phew*... sorry I'm late, had business to attend to.
LucybonesSquirrel: Aha, what kind of business?
Don Weaso: You know when someone doesn't show any respect, then that guy's likely to be beaten the crap out of?
LucybonesSquirrel: Yeah?
Don Weaso: That is exactly what happened to Frankie last time. Now it is someone else in my mafia league that haven't shown any respect. Who it is, I don't know. But we will soon find it out... Could it be, Ali? ... Could it be.. Chicho... Or could it be... Aha, Paulie!
Paulie: Cha' Don, what're ya doing?
Don Weaso: Paulie... Can you come here for a second?
Paulie: Sure Don.
*Paulie walks to where Don Weaso is, and the Don proceeds to beat him up right in front of LucybonesSquirrel.*
Don Weaso: Now take THIS!
*Smack, Bonk!*
Paulie: Ugh, Aagh... Don't, you, ever, do, that, again, to me!!
*Crack!!*
Don Weaso: Sorry fella, this is and forever will be your last day in life... Right. Where were we?
LucybonesSquirrel: *Gulp* ... Err.. Well, I wanted to interview you.
Don Weaso: Interview me? Tryin' to steal my dough wouldn't you? You weren't the last guy that tried to do that.
LucybonesSquirrel: Um... I don't feel the need for guesses!
Don Weaso: No, you just saw what happened! Hang on a sec...
*The tail of a certain mouse Pokémon enters Don Weaso's mafia headquarters, and only its tail can be seen.*
Don Weaso: Come here... You little bastard.
*The Don proceeds to try and punch the poor thing.*
Don Weaso: Come here! Agh, missed. Come here!!
*The Pokémon manages to get away and out of the Mafia HQs.*
Don Weaso: *Sighs*, got away again. Sorry 'bout that, you know how it is. "Gotta catch 'em all"! ... Right, where were we? Ah yeah. Swimming with the feces... right, gotta go. You take care of yourself. Got business to attend to.
LucybonesSquirrel: Ah crap, another interview going short... Wait, maybe answer at least ONE question?
Don Weaso: Sorry fella. You go home now. I on the other hand will be going and shoot a movie or two. Maybe I'll earn some quick dough on the road as well.
LucybonesSquirrel: *Sigh*... ah well, guess I'd better leave this place then.
*Interview beaten to death*