Fajo the Money Interview by: LucybonesSquirrel
Fajo the Money: *Hops around on a ledge waiting for LucybonesSquirrel.* Hey! Some money over here waiting for interview! Hurry up, I'm scared!!
*Meanwhile, somewhere else, where LucybonesSquirrel is stuck in a traffic jam of Dung Beetles.*
LucybonesSquirrel: AAH! Come on stupid beetles, HURRY UP. I need to get to the interview in time!
The Dung Beetle in front of him: Shaddup. We can't help that we're so fat and slow! Turn back if you can't wait for this traffic jam to end!!
LucybonesSquirrel: Oh, just great...
*Some Time Later, where the money is still waiting.*
Fajo: Hello? It's starting to get dark here, and there's all those bastards waiting to pick me up!!
*A letter falls down in front of Fajo.*
Fajo: Huh, what's this? *picks up the letter* Ah, some toilet paper at last! *starts reading it* "Hi Fajo. Unfortunately I couldn't get to the interview in time due to a never-ending traffic jam of beetles, and I apologize for making you wait. By the way, I've already gone home since I couldn't wait any longer. Maybe we can do it another time? With further apologizes ~ LucybonesSquirrel"
Fajo: *still holding the letter, disappointed* WHAAT? NO INTERVIEW??! Ah #@¤% it bastard!! Anyway, I need to go to the toilet and do number 2. Glad he gave me this letter, I can use it for cleaning my back when I'm done. Yeah yeah, and NOW you're telling me that bountys don't have a rear?!! Maybe the others don't have one. But I do! Anyway, #@¤% off stupid cameraman, I'm gonna go and do my toilet business now!
*Interview traffic'd*