Fegisen Interview by: LucybonesSquirrel
LucybonesSquirrel: Raining like hell today, but soon we will have the cowardly bank weasel guard Fegisen on Interview.
*Fegisen doesn't appear.*
LucybonesSquirrel: Hm... where is he? He said he would be here in a moment.
*A few minutes later.*
LucybonesSquirrel: Ah, there you are!
*Fegisen is hiding behind a bush.*
Fegisen: Shh... not so loud.
LucybonesSquirrel: But, I have come to interview you.
Fegisen: *Whispers*Shh. Not so loud I tell you!
LucybonesSquirrel: *whispers* Ok then. What are you hiding for?
Fegisen: Girls... Girls... everywhere!! I see them everywhere, and they're all after me!
LucybonesSquirrel: Ahem, I may be your creator, but... do you have any reason to be afraid of women??
Fegisen: Well... no, but perhaps they can bite?
LucybonesSquirrel: I'm sure they won't, unless they're vampires... Perhaps you could answer a few questions for me?
Fegisen: Ok, go ahead.
LucybonesSquirrel: Some of us, well, mostly me know the rumors about you having guarded the Feral Reserve bank. Do you think this is true?
Fegisen: It's true. I'm one of those poor guards to have survived from getting shot down, and the only one I think.
LucybonesSquirrel: Were you happy about your job at the time?
Fegisen: No. We were bored all the time, and having to guard a little bank for hours each day really tired us off.
LucybonesSquirrel: You are said to have been in the army in the past. Could you tell me anything more about it?
Fegisen: Sure is correct. But my days being in the army weren't happy. I was being constantly harrassed and picked on, not to mention being bullied by a very mean and cruel sarge! I once used to be an healthy and happy weasel, now look at me. I'm not my former self anymore due to that stupid sarge in the army. Whoever that was, he really made me look like an nervous parasite.
LucybonesSquirrel: Ok. Now, anything to say about Conker?
Fegisen: Ah, he's a great guy. Don't have much in common though, but he sure was quite fun to talk to... (*Gulp*).. gotta go, see you later.
LucybonesSquirrel: But we aren't even done!
Fegisen: I have to go, cause I've got a feeling that those women are after me now!! ... Uh oh, run for your life Fegisen!!
*Fegisen runs away with an terrified look on his face upon seeing Berri and Cherri pass by, thinking they're out to get him.*
Cherri: Mom, who was that weasel running off?
Berri: I don't know. I think I've seen him before, but I can't recall where... nevermind, let's go.
*After they have left.*
LucybonesSquirrel: Oh great, yet another interview cut short! Whatever, I'll just head home now. Maybe I'll find a little tea spoon or something to interview on my way back...
*Interview hurried off.*