Fire Imp Interview by: LucybonesSquirrel
Fire Imp: *stands somewhere in the Boiler room smoking on his cigar.* AAAh... Now, where'd that dress wearing fella gone off to again!
LucybonesSquirrel: *comes in panting.* Sorry I'm late, was stuck in the beetles traffic jam again!
Fire Imp: Yeah yeah, enough about that chít chát. Now, you wanted to chat with me?
LucybonesSquirrel: Um... yes.
Fire Imp: Alright, go ahead with your questions, bastard!
LucybonesSquirrel: Hrm... Ok, let's see... So, after you guys met Conker, what did you think of him?
Fire Imp: He was quite a furry guy I tell you, and his tail we could easily set on fire by just touching him!
LucybonesSquirrel: Yeah, one can only wonder why that is... Are your buddies still around?
Fire Imp: Sadly, they've all gone after they got peed on by that furry guy. My other buddy is still around, but he's not here right now, he's out shopping food cos' we ain't got anything to eat.
LucybonesSquirrel: Oh, sorry to hear that. You got a massive sum of bills to pay?
Fire Imp: Nope. Just getting tired of Lighter Fluid, that's all.
LucybonesSquirrel: Alright. I noticed the Boiler machine is gone by now.
Fire Imp: Yep. And watch your tongue! It's The BIG BIG Guy, not "Boiler". It got destroyed after my stupid pal made it self-destruct.
His other buddy arriving home: Hey fella, I'm back! ... say, who is that furry weirdo in a green dress?
Fire Imp: Ah, never mind her. She's just a gal who came to chat a little with me. Now, what delicious snacks have you bought?
Fire Imp 2: Well, they had Fish n' Chips, but I was unsure about the taste, so I bought this one; Devil Fries!
Fire Imp: WOW. Devil Fries!? That's a definite rarity. Give me the bag, I'll be rooting through it to see what else you've been shopping!
LucybonesSquirrel: Ok, maybe we're done? Whatever, I better head back home now. *has her tail set on fire by the nearby imp* YEEOOOOOWW!!!
Fire Imp: Geez, talk about not being able to handle some fire on her tail.
Fire Imp 2: Oops. Was completely unintentional, I promise!!
Fire Imp: Aw pal, it doesn't really matter. She deserved it anyway, he he.
Fire Imp 2: Wow, I can't wait to try out those Devil Fries!
Fire Imp: Yeah, me too. C'mon fella, let's have ourselves some spicy snacks and watch some good TV!!
*Interview Fried up*