Kid Conker Interview by: LucybonesSquirrel.
LucybonesSquirrel: Alright, for the first in a long time I'll be interviewing someone who I yet have to give more exposure, and I of course mean Conker's brother, Kid Conker. Wonder when he'll be here.
*Door opens*
Kid Conker: Hi there.
LucybonesSquirrel: Oh, hi Kiddy. Welcome in.
Kid Conker: Am I supposed to sit here?
LucybonesSquirrel: Yep. Now, shall we begin today's interview?
Kid Conker: Alright. Whatever suits your fancy.
LucybonesSquirrel: Ok. Now, this is the first time I'm interviewing you, so... would you start off by telling me when exactly you were created, if you can recall it?
Kid Conker: I don't know.. must've been around Q1 of 2008 or something.
LucybonesSquirrel: Yeah, probably. You must be one of all my characters that's been the most overlooked, even I myself seem to have neglected you a bit. How does that feel to you?
Kid Conker: Well. To me it doesn't matter much, since I'm not being much overused anyway. The only thing I gotta worry myself about is danger, and high places.
LucybonesSquirrel: You don't even give a thought about it?
Kid Conker: Well, maybe a little, but it ain't my priority no.1 to be on the spotlight all the time though.
LucybonesSquirrel: Yeah. But do you sometimes think that someday you want to appear more often?
Kid Conker: It depends... Yeah, I'd like to start appearing more often, whenever that day happens.
LucybonesSquirrel: Well, you might have a somewhat stupid personality, but people say that sometimes you've proven to be quite smart and cunning. You think it's true?
Kid Conker: Well... when it comes to specific things then yes, and when I'm forced into difficult situations.
LucybonesSquirrel: Like when Conker tells you to practice on the hopping technique of squirrels?
Kid Conker: Yep, something along those lines. Though any solution I think off always doesn't end up working like I thought at first.
LucybonesSquirrel: Might be several reasons why you always fail at it.
Kid Conker: Now, about me hopping around from tree to tree, that's something I used to do back when me and Trish lived in Nutty Woods. I no longer do that anymore.
LucybonesSquirrel: Uh huh, and why is that?
Kid Conker: After me and Trish moved to Windy, I could no longer go to the school I was attending, and I'm rather thankful for it...
LucybonesSquirrel: So, being able to hop from tree to tree wasn't your biggest goal??
Kid Conker: Nope. Never got the hang of it no matter how hard I tried. All i wanted to do was to just be at home doing my own things...
LucybonesSquirrel: Alright. So, what jobs, if any, did you do after moving to Windy?
Kid Conker: At first I worked at a clockworks factory. But it was forced to close down after a disaster happened that caused the entire factory to explode. Everyone who worked at the factory starting pointing their fingers at me as if I were responsible for it. Can't remember what I even did to cause anything...
LucybonesSquirrel: One can only wonder... after that little incident, you then got drafted to help out at the SHC army. What was it that made you decide to apply there?
Kid Conker: It wasn't my decision. It more or less just happened by chance. One day a letter dropped on my doorstep, and after opening the envelope the letter said that the SHC is looking for a new member to assist with various tasks at the army. I thought to myself that since I haven't got anything else to do other than just sit around at home all day, I might as well apply, not knowing before hand what I would be doing there.
LucybonesSquirrel: How is it like working at the SHC army?
Kid Conker: Well, not too bad actually. I'm mostly just going around cleaning and sorting stuff, as well as guarding the door to the base. While it can be boring at times, I find it much better compared to that "hopping from tree-to-tree" school I attended before moving to Windy.
LucybonesSquirrel: So basically, you're working as a janitor?
Kid Conker: Yeah. I also get to clean the toilets from time to time, and boy it sure stinks every now and then. I'm used to it by now though, so I can kinda stand the smell.
LucybonesSquirrel: Well, being a janitor sure has its downsides. Anyway, how's your sister having it like?
Kid Conker: Trish? Ah, she's doing fine. She's been friends with Berri since we came to settle down in Windy. Haven't seen her for a very long time now though.
LucybonesSquirrel: Ah yes, I forgot. Trish moved away from Windy a fair while ago. You have any idea where she might be living now?
Kid Conker: I'm not quite sure. I never get to hear of her current whereabouts since I'm almost always working daily at the SHC army.
LucybonesSquirrel: Alright. So, is it true that you're Cherri's uncle?
Kid Conker: That might be true. Any more questions?
LucybonesSquirrel: Yes, one more thing; how does your brother Conker treat you?
Kid Conker: For most part he treats, or treated me like a minor, even going far as to debate whether we are siblings due to my dimwitted personality. But he does seem to care for me... when he's being told to.
LucybonesSquirrel: But you don't seem very much dimwitted now!
Kid Conker: Well you see, I'm not always like that. I can be a stupid at times, yes. But that doesn't mean I'm not aware of it.
LucybonesSquirrel: Alright, I think we're done for today. Glad you had the time to come and do this interview.
Kid Conker: No problemó.
LucybonesSquirrel: Kiddy, look out for...
*Kid Conker trips out of the window, and lands in the trash bin outside.*
LucybonesSquirrel: A-are you ok??
Kid Conker: *gets himself out of the trash bin.* Yeah, I'm fine. Just didn't see where I was going. There was no trash in the bin though.
LucybonesSquirrel: Yeah. The Bin Squirrels came and emptied it this morning.
Kid Conker: Now... which way should I take again? I keep forgetting...
LucybonesSquirrel: Just go to the right.
Kid Conker: Ok, thanks Milletta!
LucybonesSquirrel: You're welcome, and please refer to me as LucybonesSquirrel next time.
Kid Conker: Right, sorry.
*After kid Conker has gone.*
LucybonesSquirrel: Now, time for me to go home as well.
*Interview janitor'd.*