LucybonesSquirrel Interview by: Conker T. Squirrel
Conker: Hmm... I wonder where LucybonesSquirrel is, we're about to start...
Conker:* walks in.* Hm, Lucybones is a bit late. Ah well, may just as well have a look around in here while I wait for him.*starts rooting in the bookcases for something to read.* Hmm... Naaw, nothing of interest. Except for CG's folders here.. "Nefertiti 2020"?? Hmm. Could be some sort of series he's planning to write on? And the rest are just some random sketches.
*LucybonesSquirrel comes in.*
Conker: Oh, here already?
LucybonesSquirrel: Yeah, I came a bit earlier than expected. And what are you doing with my folders??
Conker: Oh, nothing. Was just looking for something to read while I waited. Also, what is your stuff doing here anyway?
LucybonesSquirrel: Oh, have no idea. Guess I forgot them after our last interview.
Conker: Ah, right.
LucybonesSquirrel: Glad you found them anyway though. Ok, let's do this interview.
Conker: Alright, sit down.
LucybonesSquirrel: Right, on with the questions.
Conker: Hm, where should I start? ... So, how are you doing?
LucybonesSquirrel: Doing fine.
Conker: Well, this might be unrelated to the Conker franchise, but... you seem to have gotten into Bonk Series of game. How did that come about?
LucybonesSquirrel: How... how do you know??
Conker: Well. I read about it in one of the notes in your folder.
LucybonesSquirrel: Well, it actually started in about 2006-2007 when I came across the Bonk Compendium site which was being hosted by Kontek.net. Back then I didn't pay much attention to Bonk, but in 2011 I started picking up interest in it, but didn't find the right emulator to try playing those games, so I had them sitting on my external HDD for over a year until a few weeks back this year. A few days ago I created a new OC, Bonkella, intended to be a sister to the main Bonk character. I based her on Bonk. Even if some things are similar between them, Bonkella is still a bit different.
Conker: Bonkella?
C,Guru: Yeah. I thought just Bonk alone wasn't right, so I created a sister for him. Anyway, I did not get into Bonk for very long until only recently, as I previously said.
*door opens.*
Bonkella: Hey Bonk bro, you here? ... oh, me sorry, wrong room.
LucybonesSquirrel: Hey Bonkella, what are you doing here?
Bonkella: Hello Mrs. LucybonesSquirrel, who that furry Squirrel?
LucybonesSquirrel: Well, you see. I'm being interviewed right now.
Bonkella: Oh. Anyway, you see my bro Bonk anywhere?
LucybonesSquirrel: Umm... sorry, no.
Bonkella: Alright. You mind me staying here for awhile? Bonkella feel a bit alone and sad.
LucybonesSquirrel: Hm... Ah, alright then.
Bonkella: Me wanna sit with you, ok?
LucybonesSquirrel: Well, sure. Go ahead!
Bonkella: Thanks Lucybones!
Conker: So this is Bonkella, am I right?
LucybonesSquirrel: Yep.
Conker: Well, she actually looks quite cute, I have to admit.
Bonkella: *giggles.* Very nice of squirrel to say. *blushes a bit.*
Conker: You're welcome.
LucybonesSquirrel: So... anymore questions?
Conker: Yeah. How is the future for Conker's Homeland like right now?
LucybonesSquirrel: Well, right now it's going a bit rough, but its future will certainly look bright, that I can assure!
Conker: Will you be celebrating christmas this year?
LucybonesSquirrel: I'm usually not too keen on it anymore, same with halloween. For Halloween though, I always had never liked it. But if I do celebrate this years christmas, then it'll have to be under my own conditions I'm afraid.
Bonkella: But you still come and celebrate christmas with me and Bonk, right?
LucybonesSquirrel: Yes Bonkella. I will come.
Conker: Alright. So Lucybones, if I may ask you about this... do you ever watch any YTP videos?
LucybonesSquirrel: No! That's right, just no. I'm not very keen on that stuff. It's not like I hate it or anything, only a personal preference of mine.
Conker: Right. You don't wanna have your mind filled with that stuff?
LucybonesSquirrel: Exactly.
Conker: So... anything you or Bonkella would like to ask before we end this interview?
LucybonesSquirrel: Well, how's your daughter?
Conker: Ah she's doing fine... I think.
Bonkella: Hey, that tail so fluffy and cozy. Me wanna hug it!! *hugs Conker's tail.*
Conker: Hey, don't do that!
LucybonesSquirrel: Time for that again... Bonkella, would you let go of his tail? I don't think he likes it.
Bonkella: No way. Tail of Mr. Squirrel just so comfy for me!
LucybonesSquirrel: Well, for a few minutes back you were worried about Bonk. Will you come with me now so we can find your brother?
Bonkella: Alright. Bonkella let go of squirrel's fluffy tail. *sobs a bit as she let's go of it.*
Conker: Thanks.
LucybonesSquirrel: Aw Bonkella, don't you worry. I'm sure you'll be happy to see your bro again when we find him.
Bonkella: *with overly cute eyes.* Yay! Me wants to be in your arms now, please!
LucybonesSquirrel:*sighs for a moment, but agrees.* Alright then, come here. *picks her up.*
Bonkella: You be coming with me and bro after we find Bonk?
LucybonesSquirrel: Yeah, sure!
*Everyone walks out, with Bonkella in LucybonesSquirrel's arms.*
*Interview Bonk'd*