The Great mighty Poo Interview by: LucybonesSquirrel
LucybonesSquirrel: Fear it or not, but today I will interview the fecal matter of horror... You all probably know who.
*The Great mighty Poo rises up from the lake in the Poo Mountain cave.*
The Great Mighty Poo: Mii-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-miiii!! ... *Starts to sing* I'am, the great mighty poo and... *stops singing after seeing LucybonesSquirrel* Hey, who are you?
LucybonesSquirrel: My name doesn't matter. Tell me, how did you came to be a boss in Conker's Bad Fur Day?
TGMPoo: Cause I got nothing better to do than drowning beetles in my lake of poo, and eating sweet corn... Say, have you got any sweet corns? I'm hungry!
LucybonesSquirrel: Sorry, haven't got any.
TGMPoo: *Starts singing again.* Then I'm going to throw my shit at YOU!
LucybonesSquirrel: Ok, that's nice...
TGMPoo: *Still singing* How about some scat you little TWAT.
LucybonesSquirrel: Ok, this is going absolutely nowhere!
TGMPoo: Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear. How'd you think I keep this lovely grin?
LucybonesSquirrel: Alright, enough.
TGMPoo: Have some more caviar.
LucybonesSquirrel: Oh crap...
*TGMPoo takes one of his pooballs and throws it at LucybonesSquirrel.*
TGMPoo: Hah, hah, hah, haah...
*Interview shitted.*