Throne Guard Weasels Interview by: LucybonesSquirrel
LucybonesSquirrel: *arrives at the place where Conker needed to pay them the toll* Ah, so there you guys are...
The Throne Guards: *stands in front of him preventing him from entering the castle.* HALT!
LucybonesSquirrel: Um, may I interview you guys?
Skinny Guard: No. Not until you pay... um, the TOLL. Yes.
LucybonesSquirrel: The Toll?... Alright, HOW much?
Skinny Guard: Um... oh, eh. 50.000 dollars. Yeah, fifty-thousand.
Fatter Guard: No way, that's too ridiculous. 5.000 should do it. 2.500 each. C'mon, cough it up. Doesn't even looks like she's got it!
Skinny Guard: Yes... like just the tenth of a pauper... Scedaddle!
LucybonesSquirrel: 5.000 dollars... Oh, guess I need to go back that way and get them their money... *sighs in mere disappointment and leaves.*
Skinny Guard: Um... Say, was that a squirrel we just saw?
Fatter Guard: Uum... I don't remember a squirrel looking like that gal. You know, I can't even remember.
Skinny Guard: Well. She's sure to come back... Right, let's keep... guarding.
*Interview Denied*